Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?
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