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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Dentists do it orally
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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