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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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