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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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