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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

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Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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