"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

You're sweeter than glucose.

MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!