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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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