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It is always the wrong time of month.

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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

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Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

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