ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.