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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

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