Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?