The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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