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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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