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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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