Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.