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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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