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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

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