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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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Animal Rights activist: If you love someone, set her free In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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