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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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