When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha.....
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha .....
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....
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MAN.SYS found
execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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