Sms & Jokes

   Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

33 of 1000   Next Page ��

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

Refer this �

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Refer this �


Refer this �

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Refer this �

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Refer this �

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Refer this �

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Refer this �

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

Refer this �

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

Refer this �

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Refer this �

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

Refer this �

  Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

33 of 1000   Next Page ��

 
Sara Poll
Do you like Summer / Winter ?
1. Summer
2. Winter

  View Result
Total Votes : 1018
Since Saturday, March 24, 2012

Instant SMS

Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Refer this »
 
Wallpapers

 

Link with Saranepal.com

Link with Sara Nepal Chat