What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.