You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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Friendship is...
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
Mencius
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!
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