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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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"Don't forget to love yourself."

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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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