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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

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• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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