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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Mountain climbers like to be on top
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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