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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

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Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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