A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"