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To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

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