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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gas attendants pump all day
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."
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FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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