Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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