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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon
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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!
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