REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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