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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

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