"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Optimist:(love)
If you love someone, set her free.
Don’t worry, She will come back
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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