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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

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