• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Australians do it Down Under
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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