Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...