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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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