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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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