A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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