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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

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"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

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