HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.