HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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