• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.