3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

Animal Rights activist: If you love someone, set her free In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!