Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.