Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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Friendship is...
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
Mencius
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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A True Luv
A true luve is something to know and feel
A true luv is never unreal.
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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