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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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