"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.