If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.