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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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Optimist:(love) If you love someone, set her free. Don’t worry, She will come back

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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