"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"