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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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