Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.