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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.
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