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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

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OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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